Well there ain't no cure for the common cold,
And the only pill for a pain in the neck is poison.
But boys and girls draw near
For the rest of the drugs are here.
'Cause we've got (ra da da, ra da da)
Oceans o-o-o-o-o-o-o-of lotions
and p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-potions!
Everything medicinary, candified, or culinary
everything to put you in the pink of...
Asprin; try it with Gin. Sasparilla.
Tansy Tea, try it and see... green gorillas.
Smallpox, though we only sell it in a small box
Ague, plague and pestilence in large stocks
Everything bursitis hepatitis arthuritis
We can make you dance St. Vitis! (dah dah dah dah)
Spanish Fly, tested by all the makers.
Eat by the fist, if symptoms persist:
Call your undertakers.
Kiddies clamour for our medicine
Please, please, mister won't you let us in?
Release...
All our inhibitions with your various nutritions.
We've got 'em seeing visions
Here's a drug we know and love.
Remember to keep out of the reach of adults.
Adulterated bliss.
You can have some fun with this.
You will feel no pain.
Very good for taking on a slow train.
Coast to coast in half an hour in your brain.
Very theraputical.
Highly pharmaceutical.
Highly recreational.
Chemical sensational!
Wonderfull, wonderfull, wonder-wonder-wonder-wonder drugs.
Here's a drug we know and love.
Remember to keep out of the reach of adults.
Adulterated bliss.
You can have some fun with this.
You will feel no pain.
Very good for taking on a slow train.
Coast to coast in half an hour in your brain.
Very theraputical.
Highly pharmaceutical.
Highly recreational.
Chemical sensational!
Wonderfull, wonderfull, wonder-wonder-wonder-wonder drugs.